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FUCK it kills me when women do this. I just feel like going “Fine. Yer a huge bitch. Don’t eat any babies on the way home.” and then just walking past her at an absurd distance like shes GIGANTIC. Gah.

Hahahaha. It honestly KILLS me when girls tell me this about a guy. Usually when they have a thing for him, sometimes when they’re dating him. What fucking woman would believe this? Its insane. Naive beyond anything I can think of…

I had a day off from feeling intensely suicidal and then I woke up and was just like wow fuck being alive amirite!!!!please kill me I can’t do this anymore lmao!

madeofsquirrels: theargylegargoyle: kafkarockopera: lauriejuspeczyk: rob liefeld drew silent hill art lmao please kill me it looks fucking awful yes this is exactly as i remember it Even his pants have muscles holy shit. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO

mysteriousfoxgirl: madeofsquirrels: theargylegargoyle: kafkarockopera: lauriejuspeczyk: rob liefeld drew silent hill art lmao please kill me it looks fucking awful yes this is exactly as i remember it Even his pants have muscles holy shit. I

over350lbsoffuckyou: damarshen: nostalgicxsoul: 6ixshitttttt: gaspack: gaspack: iamchinyere: No he didn’t YOO.. LMFAOO @microtear STOP THIS 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @damarshen kill me lmao @over350lbsoffuckyou this mans

alwaysaslutforsans: sesescorner: Had to finish this one with my mouse ‘cuz my tablet’s still dead and I feel like a fucking champion Fun fact: this works on me, only if its strawberry flavored milk. seriously though iT IS SO RELAXING LMAO KILL

harrysblacknailpolish: this fucking killed me this morning lmao

sj87: symsosweet: wherethestarsend: laithhpoetry: this KILLs me llol HAHAHAHA LOL THIS FUCKING BITCH OMFG HAHAHAHAHA! I HATE HIM LMAO!!!!

chawklitgoddess: detroitson91: tha-only-heir: dope-kulture: GOAT 😂😂 AND NO ONE AT MY SCHOOL KNOWS WHO HE IS AND IT FUCKING KILLS ME Lmao I jus watched this episode LMAOOO THIS NIGGA THE GOAAAATTT

mielparaoshun: sheztired: hennyproud: Solange is really high as fuck listening/ad-libbing to Nina Simone. This is really goals as fuck. THE “I’VE NEVER SMOKED WEED BEFOREEEEE” KILLED ME OMG I LOVE THIS LMAO Her life is a dream

kngshxt: mielparaoshun: sheztired: hennyproud: Solange is really high as fuck listening/ad-libbing to Nina Simone. This is really goals as fuck. THE “I’VE NEVER SMOKED WEED BEFOREEEEE” KILLED ME OMG I LOVE THIS LMAO Her life is a dream mad

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